It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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