I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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