Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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