I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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