Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

(1-313): View more from Michigan

restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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(561): View more from Florida

he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd

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(917): View more from New York City

Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"

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(219): View more from Indiana

My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine

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