I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine