I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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