: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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