HIV tests are more positive than that guy
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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