Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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