i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.