also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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