I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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