9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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