mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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