i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
we're so committed to being not committed
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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