If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Christians are straight up FREAKS
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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