My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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