Already got asked if we're dating
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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