dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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