Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think i have herpe
just one?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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