Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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