My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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