matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
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