WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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