She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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