You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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