David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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being pregnant is like rehab
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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