He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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