3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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