I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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