I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You can make out without kissing
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