cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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