Got a toothbrush?
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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