If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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