I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
