oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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