I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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