I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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