You really coming over, don't trick.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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