Cold hands, warm shart.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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