I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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