Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
thus making me awesome and them whores
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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