there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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