If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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