I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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