I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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