I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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