Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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