its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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