I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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