I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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