And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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