I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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