so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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