I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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