....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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