i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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